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16.06.2025 01:20

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Are narcissists happy people generally?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to