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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 01:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How is Sola Scriptura incoherent?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Are narcissists happy people generally?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

What are the signs that a guy wants to marry you but is afraid of commitment or does not want to get married at all?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

No go.

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I live in Massachusetts. Are there any resources here for people that are being harassed by voice to skull, etc.?